‘Twas Christmas in London and all through the town
The people were wondering where to get down
O, where to drink shampers and put that jumper on?
How to find the best Christmas party venues London?
Christmas in London is sort of a race
To see which one of us can get most off our face
To find out a winner in the spending grand prix
And to ransack the landscape in search of a tree
Christmas party venues London
Man, this is tricky to rhyme on
But if you do wiff waff or like little Ping Pong
Snow-girl in a cocktail to Bounce avalanching
Half Waitrose Christmas
Half Sydney Olympics
Come exceed yourself
In several dimensions
There's cocktails and nibbles
Full dinners and giggles
And yes! One brand new game that we surely must mention...
O, Wonderball Wonderball what does it mean?
Well it's a mating of pong and a game from the screen
Bat and ball is your joystick
While the best thing about it
Is you don't have to be skilled to compete
So get down to Bounce for your Christmas excursion
The best of the Christmas party venues London
It's a place to stay cheerful and hope for the best
And remember your duties to those who have less
This last one's important
As compassion will wrest
Us out of the chaos that makes us depressed
Tear open the present and what do we get?
A world full of trumpets, idiots, regret.